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The 34-Minute Regime Bot (HMM Bull/Bear/Sideways)

A 3-state Hidden Markov Model labels each day bull, bear or sideways. Bull: hold SPY. Bear: cash. Sideways: RSI(2) mean reversion.

Viral source: X post: 'How one person built a fully automated trading bot in 34 minutes' (detects bull/bear/sideways, switches strategies)
Reach: 450,974 impressions, 1,332 bookmarks (X API, read 2026-10-16)

How faithful is our rebuild? Approximation: the post does not publish exact rules. We use a walk-forward HMM (refit quarterly on the prior ~3 years only) and our own per-regime rules.

Rebuild it yourself: free prompt →

Forward paper run Simulated · no real money

Started 2026-10-16 with $10,000. Execution: built-in simulator. Just started: no forward trades have closed yet. Check back as new daily bars arrive.

0.0%total return
—CAGR
0.0%max drawdown
—Sharpe (rf = 0)
0closed trades
—win rate
$10,000ending equity from $10,000

Backtest Hypothetical · 2019-01-02 → 2026-10-16

+83.8%total return
+8.1%CAGR
-11.0%max drawdown
0.84Sharpe (rf = 0)
64closed trades
67.2%win rate
$18,384ending equity from $10,000

Same window, SPY buy & hold: +244.4% (max drawdown -33.7%).

$9k$10k$35k2019-01-022026-10-16
34-Minute Regime Bot (HMM Bull/Bear/Sideways)SPY buy & hold · log scale · BACKTEST

Still open at end of backtest SPY bought 2026-10-15 @ 766.6331 (unrealized -0.4%) ·
Win rate only counts closed trades. Open losers don't show up in it.

Trade log Backtest · 64 closed trades

SymbolEntryEntry priceExitExit priceQtyP&LReturnExit reason
SPY2026-09-11763.2072026-09-18760.92924.266413-$55-0.3%signal
SPY2026-09-02760.9422026-09-04769.71324.061316$211+1.1%signal
SPY2026-08-13773.3372026-08-28769.46323.794839-$92-0.5%signal
SPY2026-07-21744.8142026-08-03747.2124.62686$59+0.3%signal
SPY2026-06-08739.9832026-06-12736.60824.901192-$84-0.5%signal
SPY2026-02-11691.3382026-05-06724.12825.446428$834+4.7%signal
SPY2026-02-06676.5172026-02-10689.21925.524668$324+1.9%signal
SPY2026-01-21674.722026-01-27688.45625.082032$345+2.0%signal
SPY2026-01-02680.7362026-01-06682.25724.804936$38+0.2%signal
SPY2025-12-18670.7032025-12-22678.324.89401$189+1.1%signal
SPY2025-11-18655.3612025-11-25661.16325.253216$147+0.9%signal
SPY2025-10-13653.9252025-10-21663.94124.926851$250+1.5%signal
SPY2025-08-20631.1422025-08-25635.08725.666266$101+0.6%signal
SPY2025-08-01618.2112025-08-11628.59825.770132$268+1.7%signal
SPY2025-05-16581.8942025-06-11594.03426.818952$326+2.1%signal
SPY2025-03-31541.1292025-04-03535.94829.118102-$151-1.0%signal
SPY2025-02-06594.6122025-03-18553.64128.460044-$1,166-6.9%signal
SPY2024-10-02555.1822025-01-07585.61728.897191$879+5.5%signal
SPY2024-09-09531.0022024-09-12540.56129.678761$284+1.8%signal
SPY2024-08-02522.3252024-08-09516.01730.540594-$193-1.2%signal
SPY2024-07-22539.1432024-08-01538.18529.640575-$28-0.2%signal
SPY2024-05-31508.8282024-06-05515.2931.012634$200+1.3%signal
SPY2024-05-06499.2662024-05-08500.23231.545539$31+0.2%signal
SPY2024-04-16490.7042024-04-24491.78632.025302$35+0.2%signal
SPY2024-04-05499.9562024-04-10498.50431.524181-$46-0.3%signal
SPY2024-02-27490.8892024-03-01492.60531.994566$55+0.3%signal
SPY2023-11-27438.6852024-02-07480.32332.698352$1,362+9.5%signal
SPY2023-04-13391.9682023-11-03417.51234.356506$878+6.5%signal
SPY2023-03-09381.4692023-03-17376.30335.786733-$185-1.4%signal
SPY2023-02-22381.2592023-03-06386.1535.352921$173+1.3%signal
SPY2023-01-20372.2692023-01-23378.20935.638054$212+1.6%signal
SPY2022-12-19365.9422022-12-22365.17636.330276-$28-0.2%signal
SPY2022-12-07373.2662022-12-13389.29134.151302$547+4.3%signal
SPY2022-11-04358.1242022-11-08361.66635.246619$125+1.0%signal
SPY2022-10-12340.2372022-10-14349.74736.090809$343+2.8%signal
SPY2022-09-22357.7252022-09-29348.09635.27596-$340-2.7%signal
SPY2022-08-31378.3512022-09-08373.68333.769533-$158-1.2%signal
SPY2022-08-23390.6222022-08-26396.36532.234819$185+1.5%signal
SPY2022-07-14353.4522022-07-18367.05734.30422$467+3.9%signal
SPY2022-06-13357.8092022-06-22350.27234.615574-$261-2.1%signal
SPY2022-05-10381.0192022-05-16376.39532.906345-$152-1.2%signal
SPY2022-04-25399.0872022-04-29398.61231.454006-$15-0.1%signal
SPY2022-04-12417.372022-04-20420.56729.847511$95+0.8%signal
SPY2022-03-08394.0472022-03-16403.28830.889742$285+2.4%signal
SPY2022-02-23406.2932022-02-28405.29630.032457-$30-0.3%signal
SPY2021-12-13439.992022-02-03423.04528.843204-$489-3.9%signal
SPY2021-11-29434.2632021-12-08438.15728.963842$113+0.9%signal
SPY2021-10-26427.8342021-11-03431.23929.166926$99+0.8%signal
SPY2021-06-01392.882021-10-15415.76830.0134$687+5.8%signal
SPY2021-04-07377.4192021-05-17385.81930.562734$257+2.2%signal
SPY2021-02-23356.4662021-02-25361.43331.91445$159+1.4%signal
SPY2020-12-09342.2382021-02-03354.05532.131817$380+3.5%signal
SPY2020-10-29301.6632020-11-04314.22234.996692$440+4.2%signal
SPY2020-10-20316.9352020-10-26315.39233.473293-$52-0.5%signal
SPY2020-09-21300.5472020-09-28307.17934.536469$229+2.2%signal
SPY2020-08-05304.6512020-09-16313.56633.102553$295+2.9%signal
SPY2020-02-04298.4512020-02-05301.96933.396581$118+1.2%signal
SPY2020-01-28295.7122020-02-03293.86333.917979-$63-0.6%signal
SPY2019-12-04281.2662019-12-09284.36735.271175$109+1.1%signal
SPY2019-09-20271.9062019-11-05278.17235.663431$224+2.3%signal
SPY2019-08-01268.1692019-08-06257.37737.676543-$407-4.0%signal
SPY2019-06-27262.5012019-07-29271.75337.179543$344+3.5%signal
SPY2019-04-23260.6652019-05-14252.6238.633778-$311-3.1%signal
SPY2019-03-07247.1572019-03-12248.89940.460176$70+0.7%signal

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